OK, it's a rock. A pretty garden rock. Shaped like a hedgehog. It's the best sort of pet! Fits on my desk, doesn't need food or water, and will cuddle.
Look at its fat little body, it's so cute! I wouldn't cheat on my little peanut-shaped dog anyways (who's actually my mom's dog, but loves me best. YAAAS!) Which reminds me, a cuddle-session with her is long-overdue.
Clearly I'm on a lot of frozen yogurt ice cream and mocha coffee, and steaming through orders. Go me!
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